Let us... leave art to the artists, and let us try to use the medium of photography to create photographs that can endure because of their photographic qualities.

In photography one should surely proceed from essence of the object and attempt to represent it with photographic terms alone.

Technique does not need to be interpreted. It interprets itself. You have to choose the right objects and focus on them precisely and they will tell you their own stories.

... modern life is no longer thinkable without photography.

Nature, after all, is not so poor that she requires constant improvement

I'd like to briefly state the accomplishment that we expect from a photographer. He must make the person being photographed forget that he has eaten from the tree of knowledge.

The idea of being vulnerable leaves a lot of room for choice. There is always room to be less foldable, more evil.

Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen, ' 'Aqua Teen, ' 'SpongeBob, ' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made.

It's not enough to win the tricks that belong to you. Try also for some that belong to the opponents.

I remember the stink of the liverwurst. How I was put on a platter and laid between the mayonnaise and the bacon. The rhythm of the refrigerator had been disturbed.

Now that the day of reckoning has arrived, they cry socialism!

What you do is, you just do the gig, enjoy, get on with it, and treat the rest as horse doodle.

I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.

Gaily, if you can't demonstrate the ability to keep her alive, then I will take over her care and get you a dog instead." - Newt

When I'm not working, I'm definitely a no-makeup girl. The most I ever do is a little tinted moisturizer and a little mascara and blush.

Something deep within us drives accurate messiness into the neat channels of canonical stories.