Let us hope that life grant an opportunity to those miserable who live in the golden palaces to taste the infinite peace of a wooden cottage in the countryside and so their misery ends!

While people are struggling unhappily in the cities against the cruel authorities, a waterfall happily and cheerfully flows in the nature; there is happiness only if there is freedom!

There is a hidden message in every waterfall. It says, if you are flexible, falling will not hurt you!

Water is the most perfect traveller because when it travels it becomes the path itself!

A very wise quote is a spectacular waterfall! When you see it, you feel its power!

Sunset is so marvellous that even the sun itself watches it every day in the reflections of the infinite oceans!

A waterfall cannot be silent, just as the wisdom! When they speak, the voice of power speaks!

A wise quote can only change a wise man! Therefore, wise sayings are for the wise men, not for the fools! The sunflowers turn their face toward the Sun, the fools, toward the darkness!

When the wisdom speaks, be silent. Do not waste your candle when the sun is there.

If you have discovered a truth, tell it first to a parrot! Every new truth needs an insistent repetition!

Sometimes when you lose your way in the fog, you end up in a beautiful place! Don't be afraid of getting lost!

I chose fat and functional over slender and miserable.

The most attractive force is a smile.

I cannot stress this enough: do not take powerful hallucinogens before going to a Holocaust memorial.

Communication is not so much about what you say, as what you don't say.

Experience is the teacher of all things.

I really love stand-up. I'm more than happy to do it for nothing. I've come to America to do it for nothing. It's the American Dream: Work for free.

You've had a long working life As everyone knows You can now do nothing at all And then have a doze Enjoy Your Retirement

Let's lower our tax rates on our businesses so that we're on par with the rest of the world so that we don't keep losing our businesses.

I know very little about acting. I'm just an incredibly gifted faker.

It's fun to get out in the field. I really enjoy that. It's fun creating.