Let's have a moment of silence for all the chubby Asian dudes that are getting 'Gangnam style!' yelled at them by bros around the world.

I just didn’t want to be pigeonholed as an 'ethnic comic' or an 'Asian comic.' I just wanted to be on the same playing field as everyone else.

Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot.

I'm an optimist - I feel like an amazing part of life is that at any moment.

I like going out and I like being single, but a growing part of me would rather just stay home, cook food with someone I really like, and do nothing.

Regardless of your ethnicity or anything, if you do great work, people will notice and you'll get hired.

Do you realize how much better the world would be if we all just treated each other the same way black dudes treat magicians?

I spend so much time on the Internet...I feel like I'm a million pages into the worst book ever, and I'm never going to stop reading.

One of the big things I miss about New York is not my friends so much; it's Shake Shack, the burger place. I miss Shake Shack.

You’re a feminist if you go to a Jay Z and Beyoncé concert, and you’re not like, ‘Mmm, I feel like Beyoncé should get 23 percent less money than Jay Z'.

I have never taken the high road, but I tell other people to 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road.

I reckon that the sufferings of this present time are not worthy to be compared with the glory which shall be revealed in us.

I am one of the new characters in the brand new series of 'Postman Pat.' It has been a joy to do.

Rhythm is the life of space of time danced through.

Danger alone acquaints us with our own resources, our virtues, our armor and weapons, our spirit, and forces us to be strong.

If men can quilt and take over the kitchen, then women can pick up a wrench and fix a leaky pipe.

We can never right the wrongs of the past.

There is nothing on earth that I would not give up, excepting of course, two things and two things only, truth and nonviolence.

At some point you may get fired, but don't worry you will learn from it

You are not wise enough to fear me as I should be feared.

I suspect that there is no serious scholar who doesn’t like to watch television. I’m just the only one who confesses.