Laws are confusing documents. They get in the way of justice.

Laws are confusing documents. They get in the way if justice.

We don't have to be harsh with ourselves when we think, sitting here, that our meditation or our oryoki or the way we are in the world is in the category of worst horse.

I told you I was trouble, you know that I'm no good.

Our true buddha-nature has no shape. And the dust of affliction has no form.

A formula for comedy is comedy equals tragedy plus time. A difficult or uncomfortable situation takes place, and then you laugh about it later down the road.

The truth is always modern and there never comes a time when it is safe to give it voice.

To have a successful marriage, a man must, on a fundamental level be scared shitless of his wife.

The 'mecca of college basketball is in Storrs, Connecticut.

God is the water, and you are the faucet.

I said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.

I have said no To everything, in order to get at myself. I have wiped away moonlight like mud.