Laminated Lettuce ... perfect for holiday gift giving.

I love to have battles of the wits with people that can dish fast and dirty - and it leads to problems occasionally, 'cause I can sound mean without attempting to be mean.

Culinary tradition is not always based on fact. Sometimes it's based on history, on habits that come out of a time when kitchens were fueled by charcoal.

Slicing a warm slab of bacon is a lot like giving a ferret a shave. No matter how careful you are, somebody's going to get hurt.

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

My college degree was in theater. But the real reason, if I have any success in that milieu, so to speak, is because I spent a lot of years directing, I spent a lot of years behind the camera

Laughing brains are more absorbent.

Cooking is an observation-based process that you can't do if you're so completely focused on a recipe.

So on one hand, honey is an amazingly sophisticated and efficient food source. On the other hand, it's bee backwash.

I had kicked around the idea for Good Eats when I was directing commercials.

A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that.

Look around you...Feel the wind, smell the air. Listen to the birds and watch the sky. Tell me what's happening in the wide world.

The sweetness of taste of the truth.

Human Prejudice is Dark Fate's favourite friend

One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.

I don't believe that in our society that we should have guns.

Am I a boy or a lady, I don't know which?

Everyone knows that if you buy chocolate with spare change, then the calories don't count.

On mobile, what are the core apps? It's basically messaging, mapping and review data.

The province of the soul is large enough to fill up every cranny of your time, and leave you much to answer for if one wretch be damned by your neglect.

My fans truly are a part of me, we share something that most people will never experience.