Lady Gaga's fans are the worst.

I'm giving everyone involved 24 hours to make it right or the world will hear how I really feel.

I go on the Internet and look at old pictures of myself, because it is the best reminder of how far I have come and where I do not want to be.

I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict. I will never understand that.

Women are so unforgiving of themselves. We don't recognize our own beauty because we're too busy comparing ourselves to other people.

If you haven't felt like quitting, your dreams aren't big enough!

I don't really care what people think about my hair. It's my hair, so why should they care? Ooh, that rhymed.

Pilates is amazing, my posture is so much better and I'm even starting to get muscles on my tummy - it's incredible.

I hate the word gothic but I would like to try doing something like that. A gothic sound, not rock, but gothic. There's a difference.

I'm not one of those people who are desperate to get married.

I say find one true friend to help you get through the tough times.

If you can invest all your time into giving birth to a quality product, the whole world will celebrate you and everyone will be in need of your product.

Never start your gratitude moment with an unthankful heart or out of necessity. Gratitude must be sincere.

I have always made my own rules, in poetry as in life - though I have tried of late to cooperate more with my family. I do, however, believe that without order or pattern poetry is useless.

In science, the best precept is to alter and exchange our ideas as fast as science moves ahead.

Christian - One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.

I know I'm delicious. Nummy.....nummy. -Vlad

One word from Chairman Mao is worth ten thousand from others. His every statement is truth. We must carry out those we that understand as well as those we don't.

We're not arrogant, we just believe we're the best band in the world.

Coercion by government, the main fear of our founding fathers, is now its most common attribute.

Man can have only a certain number of teeth, hair and ideas; there comes a time when he necessarily loses his teeth, hair and ideas.