Know thyself, or at least keep renewing the acquaintance.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Read good books to improve your life.

In a democracy the poor will have more power than the rich, because there are more of them, and the will of the majority is supreme. --Aristotle

A clone may be a good copy, but you are the real thing!

Never stick your tongue out at someone you can't lick.

Peace of mind! All we need is peace of mind!

Under this scientific and moral pressure, the Canadian government conceded publicly that the use of these weapons in Vietnam was, in their view, a contravention of the Geneva Protocol.

I got married, I really waited a long time - three days after I graduated.

Being selfless is not that different from being brave. It is when you are selfless that you are the bravest.

I don't know how anyone could vote Republican. It's so obvious that their only interest is keeping the rich rich.

Now must we sing and sing the best we can, But first you must be told your character: Convicted cowards all, by kindred slain.