Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.

Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.

I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu!

The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

It's my belief we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

Never underestimate the power of your actions. With one small gesture you can change a person's life. For better or worse. God puts us all in each other's lives to impact one another in some way.

If olive oil comes from olives, then where does baby oil come from?

I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.

One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.

I worry that humanity has been "advanced" to its present level of incompetency because evolution works on the Peter Principle.

It is necessary to approach the study of the issue from all sides to find as much information as possible on this issue

I choice to think positively.

Recovery from complete and utter exhaustion facilitates individual creativity

My dad never pushed me but the big thing is that he helped me by going out in the backyard and playing with me.

What we cannot imagine cannot come into being.

You don't have to be a drug addict to care for your mind.

There is no neediness in desire ... there is no caretaking in desire. Caretaking is mightily loving, [but] it's a powerful anti-aphrodisiac.

The success of each is dependent upon the success of the other.

As long as I stay honest with myself and just do the work that I am willing to do, and have been willing to do and am doing.

If is a custom, More honor'd in the breach than the observance.