Just like the cosmonauts and their pee plants, all we have is each other.

I couldn't imagine owning beauty like my mothers. I wouldn't dare.

Don’t make any plans, because there is only one plan which really works and that is not even devised by you

When someone places more value in saving money, than the value they place in saving Life, they have “misplaced” their values.

Every religion in the world has denounced every other religion as a fraud. That proves to me that they all tell the truth - about others.

I have no idea what my best material is. Different people like different things. I'll say this: The political stuff gets the press, but the relationship jokes sell all the seats.

The best thing about series TV is that everyone you work with is hand-picked, as compared to working on a film.

You can cage the songbird, but you can't make her sing. And you can trap the free bird, but you'll have to clip her wings.

The Communism of the English intellectual is something explicable enough. It is the patriotism of the deracinated.

God will not be outdone in generosity.

In academic life you seek to state absolute truths; in politics you seek to accommodate truth to the facts around you.