Just because you can’t find them doesn’t mean they don’t exist. You’ve got to change the way you’relooking for them. Because there are always job vacancies out there.

Call it anything else if you will—fear, anxiety, nervousness, sweating—but “shyness” is the historic word for it.

High tech needs to be complemented by high touch.

Self-introspection is the way to improve any company, any marriage, any nation. And any job-hunt.

What the meaning of this period of unemployment is, now.One way to get at that definition is to ask ourselves, “What is this time for?

..a disability is something within you. A prejudice is something within theemployer...don’t look at yourself through their eyes. Look at yourself through your own eyes.

If you want to know someone's story, they have to tell it aloud. But every time, the telling is a little but different. It's new, even to me.

Where it comes from I don't know. Is it a gift? I don't know. But with perseverance you are sure to always end up on the winning side.

But first on earth as vampire sentThy corpse shall from its tomb be rentThen gastly haunt thy native placeAnd suck the blood of all thy race

What is inspiration in strangers is jealousy in kinsmen.

To influence a person is to give him one's own soul.

I still like doing stand-up now, but it's not the same. It used to be that I was out there with five other comedians. Now I usually just do it alone.

Politicians are good listeners. Because if they're not, they aren't politicians for very long.

I was often in the pit lane, the noise was indescribable and I've no doubt that is why my hearing was affected.

The seeds of Death are sown in us when we begin to live, and grow up till, like rampant weeds, they choak the tender flower of life.

Why, he wondered, did people who had been asleep always want to make out that they were extremely wide-awake?