Journalism is a kind of profession, or craft, or racket, for people who never wanted to grow up and go out into the real world.

The thing is helicopters are different from airplanes An airplane by it's nature wants to fly, and if not interfered with too strongly by unusual events or incompetent piloting, it will fly

Statistics are to baseball what a flaky crust is to Mom's apple pie.

If you're a good journalist, what you do is live a lot of things vicariously, and report them for other people who want to live vicariously.

So if a Christian is touched only once a year, the touching is still worth it, and maybe on some given Christmas, some quiet morning, the touch will take.

We're all controlled neurotics.

For a chance with you, I can wait.

Sometimes, the choices we make have devastating consequences

I never saw anybody take so long to dress, and with such little result.

What's the biggest problem?...People show in the films not the best ideas which have been ever exposed to the world.

The fascist state is the corporate state.

A woman has the right to make decisions regarding her own body, not the United States government.

My worst decision was not learning Spanish yet. I think it would really help my business if I could do some of my singles in Spanish or a Spanish/English mix.

My only complaint with 'Dickie' Bird is that he requires a degree of certainty that is almost neurotic; like the man who has to keep going to the front door to make certain that he's locked it.

I haven't got a racist bone in my little finger.

I like natural disasters and I think that they may be the highest form of art possible to experience