Jon Stewart hires people that he thinks are funny. That's it. That's the only requirement.

Know what the best thing about insomnia is? That I get to stay up all night figuring it out.

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

With the story of your life, you dont get to write the whole book, just your character.

Being a geek just means that you're passionate about something.

Everyone's so timid and afraid to insult anybody, but in the end, it's like we're all trying to please everyone. In the end, we please no one.

Growing up I had a lot of really negative energy in my life from people that were in my life, so I know to how to stand up for myself.

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

I was in a military family, so by the time I was 13 I'd lived in six different places.

I want you to like me, but I don't care if you don't.

Be okay with who you are. And that you can't choose your parents or what life you were born into, but you can choose the kind of person you want to be.

Becky Renee Apple - can you believe her mom named her that and then had all of her sweaters monogramed with 'BRA'?

Instead of making prisoners out of our students, we ought to make students out of our prisoners.

Well, I could do it for a day, but I wouldn't want to be a teenager again. I really wouldn't.

Look, I've lost before. And there's always a tomorrow.

I swear to the Lord, I still can't see, why Democracy means, everybody but me.

An inward sincerity will of course influence the outward deportment; but where the one is wanting, there is great reason to suspect the absence of the other.

Research shows that the wealthier, more educated, and healthier a nation, the less violence and civil unrest among its populace, and the less likely that unrest will spread across its borders.

Sometimes when you walk onto a set, there are very clear delineations. The crew don't talk to the actors and I hate all that. Everyone is the same to me and I always treat everyone in the same way.

When I fell into modeling, because I wanted to work in fashion. I wanted to do styling or make-up. I ended getting picked up to be a model instead during my work experience.

Expansion is life. Love is expansion. Love is therefore the only law of life.