Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.

Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

My parents were really nice to me.

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

If every mortal looks at others as their friends, not as their enemies, the world would be a much better place, wouldn't it?

Obamacare is a disaster. It's too expensive. It's horrible health care. It doesn't cover what you have to cover. It's a disaster.

I like an element of chaos in music. That feeling is the best thing ever, as long as you don't have too much of it.

Can any one find in what condition his body will be, I do not say a year hence, but this evening?

Not everything you wanted, deep inside, worked out.

In income tax, there is no case for amnesty.

If you haven't cried, your eyes can't be beautiful.

Writers often write their best when they are feeling their worst

I don’t want anyone putting any limits on me.

Life is bristling with thorns, and I know no other remedy than to cultivate one's garden.