Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.

Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and you show up on a horse.

I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's going to be fun!

There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.

Its always a shock to me when I get recognized.

I celebrate masculinity when I'm onstage.

My parents were really nice to me.

My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.

As an actor, you're never busy enough.

Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words for that reason.

For you, it’s all about money, money, money. But what about the forests I say? Some of those trees have been there for hundreds of years. What right have you to destroy that?

I'm rather kind of old school, thinking that when an artist does his work it's no longer his.

Language was a huge expansion of that capacity to deal with information.

I have something else to ask you, to ask every American. I ask you to pray for this great nation.

It is not enough for a story to flow. It has to kind of trickle and glint as it crosses over the stones of the bare facts.

My friend Taylor Swift’s new album, 1989.

The most practical thing in the world is common sense and common humanity.

The more quickly we loosen our grip on the things of the world the more firmly we can take hold of the things of eternity.

our rights come from our Creator and it is impossible to define America if you do not talk in public about where your rights come from.

I'm crap and a fatty.