Obamacare is a disaster. It's too expensive. It's horrible health care. It doesn't cover what you have to cover. It's a disaster.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

One of the many troubles of growing older is that it gets progressively harder to find a famous historical figure who hadn't yet amounted to anything by the time he was your age.

Round numbers are always false.

I know myself too well to believe in pure virtue.

That money talks, I'll not deny, I heard it once: It said, 'Goodbye'.

I don't watch a lot of other people's parodies because I don't want to be unduly influenced.

To a significant degree, we are an overfed and undernourished nation digging an early grave with our teeth, and lacking the energy that could be ours because we overindulge in junk foods.

The incarnation is true, not of Christ exclusively, but of Man universally, and God everlastingly.

We're not on the outside looking in, we're on the outside looking out.

He that lendeth to another in time of prosperity, shall never want help himself in the time of adversity.

[A]s if life were a thunder-storm wherein you can see by a flash the horizon, and then cannot see your hand.