It was pride that changed angels into devils

Life is a lie, and Love a cheat.

The only objective truth that photographs offer is the assertion that somebody or something... was somewhere and took a picture.

When Zarathustra was alone . . . he said to his heart: "Could it be possible! This old saint in the forest hath not yet heard of it, that God is dead!"

I wanted to wake you straightaway, but I knew I had to wait several hours to ensure you were safely recovered." "What! How long has it been?" "Five minutes. I got bored.

I do detest all offices - all, at least, that are held on a political tenure.

I think the job of a comedian is to make people laugh, but also challenge them to laugh at things they didn't know they could until now.

Perfect can't possibly be the goal, we're left with generous, important and human instead.

I look through the grave into heaven.

I'm not a singer. I'm a musician, which is different.