It was never just about the money.

Everything you’re telling me was just a story, and now it’s real.

A leprechaun did not just kill off my car in a hailstorm.

Oh, you’re hardly one to talk. Look where ogling a man got you.

You didn’t make her sue you, even if you did punch her at that wedding.

Are you trying to seduce me or trick me?

No one ever said you can’t have world dominance and a little romance too.

She caught you. Therefore she gets your treasure.

His absence is so big it's like he's there.

Every great accomplishments requires great grace and great enthusiasm.

Don’t feel ashamed of working hard! Believe that things will change.

Revelation: a famous book in which St. John the Divine concealed all that he knew. The revealing is done by the commentators, who know nothing.

Love is something we must have. We must have it because our spirits feed upon it.

Most voters would rather have their purse or wallet stolen than be audited by the IRS.

No man can tame a tiger into a kitten by stroking it. There can be no appeasement with ruthlessness. There can be no reasoning with an incendiary bomb.

I received the fundamentals of my education in school, but that was not enough. My real education, the superstructure, the details, the true architecture, I got out of the public library.

Don't let the sadness from the past and fear of the future ruin the happiness of the present.

***A Last note from your narrator*** I am haunted by humans.