It takes quite a bit of nerve for Democrats to complain about inflation. This reminds me of germs complaining about the disease.

In the United States today, we have more than our share of the nattering nabobs of negativism. They have formed their own 4-H Club - the 'hopeless, hysterical hypochondriacs of history.'

There are people in our society who should be separated and discarded.

Some newspapers are fit only to line the bottom of bird cages.

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park a bike.

Three things have been difficult to tame: the oceans, fools and women. We may soon be able to tame the oceans; fools and women will take a little longer.

Some newspapers dispose of their garbage by printing it.

Perhaps the place to start looking for a credibility gap is not in the offices of the Government in Washington but in the studios of the networks in New York!

Yippies, Hippies, Yahoos, Black Panthers, lions and tigers alike - I would swap the whole damn zoo for the kind of young Americans I saw in Vietnam.

I apologize for lying to you. I promise I won't deceive you except in matters of this sort.

Confronted with a choice, the American people would choose the policeman's truncheon over the anarchist's bomb.

In the end, nothing else matters except the love we have shared.

There is no human nature, since there is no god to conceive it.

I absolutely don't believe in anything. Full stop. Including luck.

LEGACY, n. A gift from one who is legging it out of this vale of tears.

They (ACS) lie like scoundrels.

What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?

Learn how to separate the majors and the minors. A lot of people don't do well simply because they major in minor things.

Words never mean what we want them to mean.

Television happens very quickly. It was like a shot of adrenaline into me, as a filmmaker, and my career. You can hit town, do the show, and leave with this incredible energy behind you.

You know, I go around the country a lot.