It's possible this whole "Why do Latinos love Morrisey?" question will haunt us forever. Fortunately, Canadian academics are on the case.

The villain is the person who knows the most but cares the least.

Art and love are the same thing: It’s the process of seeing yourself in things that are not you.

The essays are very solipsistic and self-absorbed, I'm totally conscious of that. To me, book writing is fun, and I basically just write about things that are entertaining to myself.

Anybody who says they are a good liar obviously is not, because any legitimately savvy liar would always insist they're honest about everything.

Seeing no resolution to my existential recognition of loss, I decide to eat lunch.

First, you must love yourself. And if you do that convincingly enough, others will love you too much.

People who talk about their dreams are actually trying to tell you things about themselves they’d never admit in normal conversation.

I love the way music inside a car makes you feel invisible; if you plan the stereo at max volume, it's almost like the other people can't see into your vehicle. It tints your windows, somehow.

The most wretched people in the world are those who tell you they like every kind of music 'except country.' People who say that are boorish and pretentious at the same time.

Sarcasm is when you tell someone the truth by lying on purpose.

The irritating question they ask us -- us being writers -- is: "Where do you get your ideas?"

The same styles you used earlier may become monotonous over time. You want to remain relevant, so you got to change that style. Reinvent yourself always: You must create a new you

Anyone can be rich and not everyone can be successful.

A really strong woman accepts the war she went through and is ennobled by her scars.

Everything you look at can become a fairy tale and you can get a story from everything you touch.

Whoever wishes to devote himself to painting should begin by cutting out his own tongue

There is no bore we dread being left alone with so much as our own minds.

It's really quite astounding to see what the science says we can actually do.

Alabama seniors all across the Third Congressional District continue facing high drug costs.

I don't work at being ordinary.