It's not that any sufficiently advanced technology is magic, it's that any technology taking place beyond the threshold of our senses is.

And don't tell me the end justifies the means because it doesn't. We never reach the end. All we ever get is means. That's what we live with.

That's what you get for ignoring the beauty of Tupperware.

I have known heaven, and now I am in hell, and there are mimes.

The tree of nonsense is watered with error, and from its branches swing the pumpkins of disaster.

Ninjas are silly. They are the flower fairies of gong fu and karate.

Photography is without mercy--though it's nonsense to say it does not lie. Rather, it lies in a particular, capricious way which makes beggars of ministers and gods of cat's meat men.

We need to create the institutions that will support the society we want to live in. The only answer is collective action.

I love you forever. I am sorry I cannot love you now.

Children, bored and opinionated, are scholars of the most dogmatic stripe.

Law is error, you see. It's an attempt to write down a lot of things everyone ought to know anyway.

Tell her thisAnd more, —That the king of the seasWeeps too, old, helpless man.The bustling fatesHeap his hands with corpsesUntil he stands like a childWith surplus of toys.

Being creative is not being afraid of being lost.

The only thing that comes close to defining me correctly is my love.

Did you know that using social media can actually help you to increase your level of thinking?

Do not, however, make the mistake of thinking that all desire is yearning.

We are not obedient because we are blind, we are obedient because we can see.

I think that's a connection that you can only hope for. It's not something that you can make because it needs someone else.

That which is cannot be true.

The kings of terrors, the last enemy, will never be able to breach the pearly gates and disturb the bliss of heaven! No more deathbed vigils or funerals. The hearse will have made its last journey.

Sometimes there are really happy mistakes.