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Pearly Gates Quotes: "If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?"

If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?




Pearly Gates Quotes: "The Pearly Gates. Am I the only one who finds it odd that Heaven has gates? What kind of neighborhood is Heaven in?"

The Pearly Gates. Am I the only one who finds it odd that Heaven has gates? What kind of neighborhood is Heaven in?




Pearly Gates Quotes: "Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven."

Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in Heaven.



Pearly Gates Quotes: "When I get "too busy" to pray, I envision Jesus at the Pearly Gates showing me the time I wasted looking for something to watch on Netflix."

When I get "too busy" to pray, I envision Jesus at the Pearly Gates showing me the time I wasted looking for something to watch on Netflix.




Pearly Gates Quotes: "When I'm standing at the Pearly Gates, I want to say to God, 'Don't look at the records. Look at my family. I'm much prouder about that part.'"

When I'm standing at the Pearly Gates, I want to say to God, 'Don't look at the records. Look at my family. I'm much prouder about that part.'



Pearly Gates Quotes: "I done been to the pearly gates, they sent me back said the good die young I ain't eligible for that"

I done been to the pearly gates, they sent me back said the good die young I ain't eligible for that



Pearly Gates Quotes: "Whatever happens when we die, it would be really weird if it was what we had expected. Even if you were a lifelong Christian believer, it would be kind of weird if there actually were pearly gates."

Whatever happens when we die, it would be really weird if it was what we had expected. Even if you were a lifelong Christian believer, it would be kind of weird if there actually were pearly gates.




Pearly Gates Quotes: "The kings of terrors, the last enemy, will never be able to breach the pearly gates and disturb the bliss of heaven! No more deathbed vigils or funerals. The hearse will have made its last journey."

The kings of terrors, the last enemy, will never be able to breach the pearly gates and disturb the bliss of heaven! No more deathbed vigils or funerals. The hearse will have made its last journey.



Pearly Gates Quotes: "If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!"

If you go through the pearly gates backwards in a fireball, that's a cool way to die!



Pearly Gates Quotes: "I envy the people who say, 'oh, well, I've got my name in the golden book and I'm going to be entered into the pearly gates.'"

I envy the people who say, 'oh, well, I've got my name in the golden book and I'm going to be entered into the pearly gates.'



Pearly Gates Quotes: "Closed mouths, only lead to closed gates. Share your salvation!"

Closed mouths, only lead to closed gates. Share your salvation!