It's not a question of can or can't. There are some things in life you just do.

Vengeful conquerors burn books as if the enemy's souls reside there, too.

My heart is tossing and turning, I can't stop thinking of you, Oh baby my heart is burning I can't stop loving you.

I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism is: I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.

You can't guide someone into adulthood. The experiences are unique to each person. Deanna Troi

You know how everybody has that one weird creepy uncle? Well, Seth Green looks like he got raped by all of them.

A real writer [...] looks not in another writer but himself.

My doctor told me my jogging could add years to my life.

Laughter is what spills over the edge of an inspired life.

No, I haven't failed thousands of times. On the contrary, I have successfully eliminated thousands of ideas that do not work!

Architecture trumps licensing any time.