It's not a luxury if you can't do without it!

A rainy day is like a lovely gift -- you can sleep late and not feel guilty.

I'm not lazy. I'm just really gifted, only instead of being good at music or math I'm good at sleeping late.

When you fall asleep after a big lunch you're really just saving up energy to work off all the calories later on.

You can't run from feelings, Charity. You have to face them. Otherwise your future will look just like your past.

A massage is just like a movie, really relaxing and a total escape, except in a massage you're the star. And you don't miss anything by falling asleep!

Holidays were invented so single women could overeat without feeling guilty.

Laughter is just like champagne -- only without the headache afterwards.

Why does getting ahead always have to involve getting up early?

You can't oversleep if you don't make plans to wake up early.

The real point of watching television is to forget that you have a brain.

So you’re a reader, ” My mom sighs, as if somehow this elevates Isabel to yet another realm of perfection.

...true wisdom is the skill and practice of death.

Not watching the path where his legs took him, he walked on because he knew he had to walk ahead, leaving his past behind.

Everything's urgent to a Democrat.

I've learned... That life is tough, but I'm tougher.

Guys are natural problem solvers - they like to have strategies.

They say the definition of ambivalence is watching your mother-in-law drive over a cliff in your new Cadillac.

I live halfway between reality and theater at all times. And I was born this way.

I realized at a very young age that health is precious, and too many people don't realize it until it's slipping away, or worse yet, it's gone.

Every living creature commences its existence under a form different from, and simpler than, that which it eventually attains.