It's my mission to tell the Australians from abroad in my work that Australia is a wonderful place.

Whoever called snooker "chess with balls" was rude, but right.

Snooker is just chess with balls.

Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.

The British secret service was staffed at one point almost entirely by alcoholic homosexuals working for the KGB

A sceptic finds Dallas absurd. A cynic thinks the public doesn't

It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.

A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.

Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.

Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.

They had a... dog called Bluey. A know psychopath, Bluey would attack himself if nothing else was available.

All I'm saying is, kindness don't have no boundaries.

Go back to bed, Cowan. I want no promises from you.

Let us consider that we are all partially insane. It will explain us to each other

A loafer never works except when there is a fire; then he will carry out more furniture than anybody.

It may look as if the situation is creating the suffering, but ultimately this is not so - your resistance is.

I do not come from a rich family, but I come from a really good family.

You won't see Moonves on Twitter.

Truths that become old become decrepit and unreliable; sometimes they may be kept going artificially for a certain time, but there is no life in them.

But considering that I walked in expecting no complexity at all, let alone the visual wonderments, "Snow White and the Huntsman" is a considerable experience.

I want to make sure that I represent a variety of backgrounds and that represents the reality out here in the world.