It's just I hate reading the description 'offbeat' about a character in a script, because I, along with Seth Green, Jamie Kennedy and a few others, have cornered the market on 'offbeat.'

For awhile, I got stupid about only wanting a leading-man role, but I have no illusions. I know I'm not Brad Pitt.

My character is not flawless.

My idols are Richard Dreyfuss, Michael Keaton, John Goodman. Maybe that's what I want for me.

I think reading is important for a variety of things. I mean, first of all, it's a way to get information and find out what's going on in the world. But also, it helps your imagination.

It's always fun when you're doing the CGI stuff, to actually get to work with someone who is real, who's there.

You know how it is. Every time you kiss someone else, in a way you always remember that very first time.

With a sequel you're always trying to get bigger and better.

If I have an iPod, I'm good.

I am really Method-y.

My high school girlfriend would ask if I finally learned how to unbutton the back of a sweater!

You're worried about her forgiving you...but you need to be worrying about why you're acting up in the first place.

No intelligence system can predict what a government will do if it doesn't know itself.

In order to deal with reality successfully - to pursue and achieve the values which his life requires - man needs self-esteem; he needs to be confident of his efficacy and worth.

As precious as life itself is our heritage of individual freedom, for man's free agency is a God-given gift.

How can the unknown merit reverence?

Walk rate is probably the area in which a pitcher has the most room to improve, but a rate that high is tough to overcome.

If a tree falls on your head in a forest and no one hears it, it still hurts.

My life is very busy with a lot of things, and so I don't get uninterrupted time. When I do, I can just write all day.

Thank God I am deemed worthy to be hated by the world.

He who replies to words of doubt doth put the light of knowledge out.