It's easy to get a loan unless you need it.

Two-thirds of the Earth's surface is covered with water. The other third is covered with auditors from headquarters.

Simply stated, it is sagacious to eschew obfuscation.

Hardware works best when it matters the least.

Rank does not intimidate hardware. Neither does the lack of rank.

People do not win people fights. Lawyers do.

Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.

The early bird gets the worm. The early worm... gets eaten.

Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it always increases.

One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'

Law Number IX: Acronyms and abbreviations should be used to the maximum extent possible to make trivial ideas profound ... Q.E.D.

On a level of simple personal survival, understanding and forgiveness are crucial... whether in an intimate personal relationship or on a global level.

A coward turns away but a brave man's choice is danger.

It is not good to have a rule of many.

I've never been to the opera; I've only seen opera on DVD.

While we are indifferent to our good qualities, we keep on deceiving ourselves in regard to our faults, until we come to look on them as virtues.

I am resigning because my secret leaves the governor's office vulnerable.

I wish that we worried more about asking the right questions instead of being so hung up on finding answers.

I think I am aging, but I'm enjoying the process.

I'm a natural-born boss, I have to say. I just like to be good at things. Even as a child, I was boss of my family.

The only thing you can do through all the scrutiny and just in life in general is be true to yourself.