It's appropriate that the word 'ignorance' is an extension of the word 'ignore.' We ignore so much and so we become ignore-ant.

The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what other people think.

When you look in the mirror what do you see? Do you see the real you, or what you have been conditioned to believe is you?

Infinite love is the only truth. Everything else is illusion.

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut, that held its ground.

Humanity is actually under the control of dinosaur-like alien reptiles called the Babylon Brotherhood who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance.

The day is coming when even the most closed-minded ridiculers will have to face the truth.

It's not where you start or where you finish. It is the distance between the two.

Stop yelling at the movie, you ain’t never gonna change it like that. Go change the movie in the projector. You are the projector.

I prefer to speak of 'interdimensionals' rather than 'extraterrestrials' because the latter has connotations of 'little green men' and all the other cliché responses. Nor does it tell the full story.

The only revolution that will change anything is a revolution of perception.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

I'm very passionate about the use of sports in young people's lives to build self-esteem and self-discipline and self-confidence. It's been a big thing for me.

We should be increasing research and development into our fossil fuel program.

A philosopher once said, 'Half of good philosophy is good grammar.'

What's the word for a perfectly reasonable fear of annoying idiots?

Basicly I'm in charge of all creative aspects of the show.

The splendid discontent of God With chaos made the world. And from the discontent of man The worlds best progress springs.

A sense of duty - you only really get this feeling when you have a child. You always only used to be responsible for yourself and then there is also a child.

We set the table, but no one ate.

First and foremost, I just want to write comedy.