It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb?

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

I can feel myself dying inside.

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical

I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lot, but to know that there's always somebody there, somebody that's family.

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be.

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off.

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material.

Go out of societal conformity to see and create uplifting beauty.

Behind the cloud the sun is still shining.

Learn how to fail intelligently.

Start with scout locations first.

It's important to me that youth everywhere, no matter their race, religion, or gender, know that anything is possible with perseverance.

I was haunted by trainers going "Up, up, up, get up." You find yourself picking your head up and then realizing, They aren't talking to me.

Blind adoration, in the age of action, is perfectly valueless, is often embarrassing and, equally, often painful.

True and lasting solution to correct ills can be found only by inner, collective transformation of human beings.

There's nothing worse than a brilliant beginning.

Adults will not necessarily laugh at the same thing as their children.