It's all malarky; even the wonderful part is malarky.

A great chef is an artist that I truly respect.

I learned early on, having known the most handsome, successful, Gary Cooper, Clark Gable, Robert Taylor, don't ever spend too much time looking in the mirror.

Someone once accused me of being like Eliot Ness. I sad no sir, I'm not E.N., but I can promise you that I'm not Al Capone!

I never put my arms around John Gotti, Al Capone or Lucky Luciano.

That's why I never took this business too seriously, thinking I was something special, when I knew the truly great performers in motion pictures. pictures.

Our profession is very much like going to a cocktail party, you check out the guest list.

It's not what you are in Hollywood - it's what people think you are.

I am very pro law enforcement.

I'm working 2 days a week right now, narration usually on Wed., and host on camera on Friday.

Lucille was a darling lady. Probably the finest comedienne in the business.

It is the certainty that they possess the truth that makes men cruel.

I realized that marriage is not only about exchanging vows, but it's about two people who equally make a continuous effort to honour their vows.

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Acknowledging the good that you already have in your life is the foundation for all abundance.

I started out as a stand-up comedian. And that's what I'm most comfortable doing.

Many are called impious, not for having a worse, but a different religion from their neighbors; and many atheistical, not for the denying of God, but for thinking somewhat peculiarly concerning him.

Ive come to believe in the primacy of form - the notion of art seducing you through your senses, through your eyeballs.

There are two histories : official history, lying, and then secret history, where you find the real causes of events.

No exile at the South Pole or on the summit of Mont Blanc separates us more effectively from others than the practice of a hidden vice.

You cannot create in another's life against their will, but if it is something they want, your thoughts are a real force that helps them.