It's a very strange league, the Championship, because on any given match day, any team can beat any other team.

That's what I hope to put out onto the pitch - a team that knows how to win matches.

The blood jet is poetryThere is no stopping it.

I function best when dysfunctional...

In my heart of hearts, I'm a character actress, whereas other people play their one strength.

If only one tooth aches, rejoice that not all of them ache.... If your wife betrays you, be glad that she betrayed only you and not the nation.

Kelly Clarkson is the most adorable person on the planet. She is just so nice.

The ultimate and most important revolutionary aspiration: to see human beings liberated from their alienation

I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother, Dorothy Mantooth, out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.

If you see a defense team with dirt and mud on their backs they've had a bad day.

How you look at it is pretty much how you'll see it.

The mighty Rain Holds the vast empire of the sky alone.