It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf.

My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball.

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.

I hurt my shoulder on the fifth tee - just hitting it too hard when you're too old.

I've bashed my body for 30 years and I've just got to eat properly and not drink too much - very difficult!

Scars are your greatest medals in life.

Kindness is my prayer. Humanity is my abode.

God doesn't need us to give Him our money. He owns everything. Tithing is God's way to grow Christians.

But restraint is the only one sort of control, and absence of restraint isn't freedom. It's not control that's lacking when one feels 'free', but the objectionable control of force.

Once you have the statement, it will design itself.

Don’t make it a challenge. You know how much I like those.

[Writing a joke] there is no team of writers. It's just you in an office, staring at yourself in the mirror.

Life was what you did with what was done to you.

Certainly, no revolution that has ever taken place in society can be compared to that which has been produced by the words of Jesus Christ.

I try not to eat processed foods, well, ever. If it comes from a lab or a factory, I don't want it.