I hurt my shoulder on the fifth tee - just hitting it too hard when you're too old.

My caddie dared me to try it, but I didn't think it was worth losing a ball.

It's a torture chamber, if we had to play it every day I don't think I'd be playing golf.

Life's too short to spend all the time in the gym. I just like to have a few beers and enjoy myself too.

I've bashed my body for 30 years and I've just got to eat properly and not drink too much - very difficult!

I want to kiss you again, Tess.”“Why?”He chuckled, low under his breath. “Why? Because you’re beautiful, and because I want you. And I think you want me too.

something was dead in each of us, and what was dead was hope.

I wish I could go to Paris right now.

Exhilaration of life can be found only with an upward look. This is an exciting world. It is cram-packed with opportunity. Great moments wait around every corner.

Is there a sharper commentary on American culture and the world than The Simpsons?

he sucked the nectar from her heart like a famished butterfly.

I am not prepared to accept the economics of a housewife.

Still how unenlightened and ignorant are the very nations we term civilized!

as you begin to eliminate your need for perfection in all areas of your life, you'll begin to discover the perfection in life itself

Whatever we give to the wretched, we lend to fortune.