It's a struggle for me to watch things I've been in because I'm just distracted and self-critical.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

Names have power... And he kept the one I gave him. My dear, sweet Jackaby. - Eleanor

I get so tired of people acting like, you know, black men and women never help each other, never support each other.

Men have had the vanity to pretend that the whole creation was made for them, while in reality the whole creation does not suspect their existence.

Simply by making the effort to start something, you will be miles ahead of almost everyone else.

In carrying out e-commerce, the most important thing is to keep doing what you are doing right now with passion, to keep it up.

A crime which is the crime of many none avenge.

God never promises to remove us from our struggles. He does promise, however, to change the way we look at them.

I am not the champion of lost causes, but the champion of causes not yet won.

I'm very close to the pro-life movement.

Never in a million years would I think I'd play in a Super Bowl.