It's a good day to do great things!

Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a taleTold by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing.

It wasn't so much that Lola Plum believed she'd learned her lesson in love. Lola Plum was just realistic about life.

The Church will pray to God for the dead. The survivor has honour and glory.

I'm going to be criticized by lots of "scholars," but I think Shakespeare's best comedy often appears in his tragedies, actually. Not necessarily in his comedies.

Not all horror fans love Evil Dead because of the humor, at least not me.

A finite world can support only a finite population; therefore, population growth must eventually equal zero.

Everybody does not have to like you. That is not their job. Liking you is not anyone's purpose in life except yours.

Whenever it gets too dark, think of the good things you have, the good times you've had. It will help. I promise.

White girls tell me Hey Nicki your camp rules! Is that why you get more head than shampoos?