It is still possible to have friendly discourse in America, as long as you don't bring up any subject.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Keeping her in her roots of greenness.

Without delayed gratification, there is no patience.

I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage.

All love affairs end. Eventually the girl is gonna put curlers in her hair.

If I could turn back time, I would tell myself that I'm beautiful every day, because we all are! And we need to start believing it!

People focus on things that vibrate very slowly during meditation and because they are so open they make themselves really sick, psychically.

I bit down three nails rooting for the Heat.

I suppose subconsciously I was thinking in terms of having the scale of it matching the scale of the images. Hence the sort of string quartet, jazz band and electronic stuff.

Custom is a second nature, and no less powerful.

Why try to explain miracles to your kids when you can just have them plant a garden.