It is shocking how many crimes the Bible contains. The Governor's wife should cut them all out and paste them into her scrapbook.

I am certain that a Sewing Machine would relieve as much human suffering as a hundred Lunatic Asylums, and possibly a good deal more.

If they want a monster so badly they ought to be provided by one.

I like things to be orderly.

Nobody else is going to do the things which are yours to be done in the world.

We have to reinvest, I think, in the idea of articulacy as a form of personal human freedom and power.

All is change; all yields its place and goes.

The genius of Canada remains essentially a deflationary genius.

I grew up in a very small town in Florida, like, 7,000 people.

Cake baking has to be, however innocently, one of the great culinary scams: it implies effort, it implies domestic prowess; but believe me, it's easy.

Business is society's change agent.

Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes

Learning should be a joy and full of excitement. It is life's greatest adventure; it is an illustrated excursion into the minds of the noble and the learned.