It is one of the peculiar truths of life that people often say things that they know full well are ridiculous.

Anyone who gives you a cinnamon roll fresh out of the oven is a friend for life.

Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree on what they are made of, where they come from, or how often they should appear.

Temper tantrums, however fun they may be to throw, rarely solve whatever problem is causing them.

I didn't realize this was a sad occasion.

They didn't understand it, but like so many unfortunate events in life, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it isn't so.

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby - awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess.

Chestnuts in stuffing tastes like someone chewed up a tree branch and then French-kissed it into your mouth.

The thing with your heart's desire is that your heart doesn't even know what it desires until it turns up.

Accidents happen all the time.

Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.

When a wise woman speaks, her words are gracious. Ask God to help you find words that speak life to those around you.

A liar is not believed even though he tell the truth.

There are no facts only interpretations.

You can never ask others to do something you would not do. That is integrity.

I come from a place that likes grandeur; it likes large gestures; it is not inhibited by flourish; it is a rhetorical society; it is a society of physical performance; it is a society of style.

I can hear the music all around me.

I have a terrible sense of direction.

Assuming that rapture is nature's play with man, the Dionysian artist's creative activity is the play with rapture.

We have a problem with radical Islamism and I actually think that we could work together with Russia against this enemy. They have a worse problem than America does.

Spreadsheets are fiction. Believing in what you're doing and what you're building is what's important.