It is often out encounter with culture that first reveals to us our own culture.

That kind of pursuit is not beneficial to mankind: art for self aggrandizement at the cost of love.

Ladies ...any man that lusts after you will answer to God for his mental adultery...but you will answer to God if you provoked him by the manner in which you are dressed.

RUSSIAN, n. A person with a Caucasian body and a Mongolian soul. A Tartar Emetic.

The live show allows me to transcend myself, because it's not about me anymore. The writing process is very much about me but then the live show is not. They feel really different.

It's like someone jammed an electric light bulb in your face, and busted it. I thought half my head was blowed off...When he knocked me down I could have stayed there for three weeks.

The only skills I have the patience to learn are those that have no real application in life.

April frowned, irritation evident. “I did not consent to your presence,” she said peevishly. “Please depart, and attempt your political assassination on someone else’s property.

I know what a really bad day is...and that's not losing a competition.

The bottom line is that you only have the rights you fight for.