It is not the one that falls first that matters, but the one that gets up to help the other

We live in a society in which unnecessary conformities are the very essence of necessity

It is the confession, not the Priest, that gives us absolution

The United States was born in revolution and nurtured by struggle. Throughout our history, the American people have befriended and supported all those who seek independence and a better way of life.

People want to start their day off with a smile or, better yet, a guffaw.

As an actor, you are aware of how a role can seep into your real life.

I have no further use for America. I wouldn't go back there if Jesus Christ was President.

I was just living my life, and that's what I wanted to do.

Healthy body, healthy mind and healthy spirit. A Votre Sante.

The offering of [the body] is called a spiritual sacrifice because it is freely sacrificed through the Spirit, the Christian being uninfluenced by the constrainst of the Low or the fear of hell.

When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke.

Anything dead coming back to life hurts.

It was a huge zoo, spread over numberless acres, big enough to require a train to explore it, though it seemed to get smaler as I grew older, train included. Now it's so small it fits in my head.