It is not deeds or acts that last: it is the written record of those deeds and acts.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.

Positive anything is better than negative nothing.

Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.

The friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is continually fearing that you'll make one.

Love grows by giving. The love we give away is the only love we keep. The only way to retain love is to give it away.

Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today.

To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing and be nothing.

One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

People have within their own hands the tools to fashion their own destiny.

The problem with living with miracles was that they made everything seem plausible.

You don't comb the mirror, you comb your own hair and the mirror changes.

We were all flying around up and down the coast near Dunkirk looking for enemy aircraft which seemed also to be milling around with no particular cohesion.

Dating is great unless you don't like horrible awkwardness, lying, and a deep foreboding sense of disappointment that never goes away.

System debugging has always been a graveyard-shift occupation, like astronomy.

The future is built on the flow of new ideas.

Everything I've done has always been my own made up world with its own rules and its own made up stories.

I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.