It is hardly possible to estimate how many marriages fail to prosper or are actually ruined because the man lacks any inkling of the art of love.

No radical change on the plane of history is possible without crime.

The majority of great men are the offspring of unhappy marriages.

Even in dreams, you could not fall forever.

Time is money, but money isn't time

I never understood why Clark Kent was so hell bent on keeping Lois Lane in the dark.

One Decision Makes All the Difference

Just the way it never rains when you have an umbrella, you'll never run into people if you look fantastic. But go outside in pajamas, and you'll run into every ex you have.

When we deal with the name and reputation of another we deal with something sacred in the sight of the Lord.

I never even dreamt that I'd be in a position to teach other people to speak better.

By reading Huckleberry Finn I felt I was able to justify my act of going into the mountain forest at night and sleeping among the trees with a sense of security which I could never find indoors.

We are, many of us, a planet orbiting somebody's sun, unconscious of a lonely moon, orbiting our planet.

I used to hit the kitchen lights, cockroaches everywhere. Hit the kitchen lights, now it's marble floors everywhere.