It is a rare woman who can overcome her desire to remain pretty and allow herself to become beautiful.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The fact that a reactionary can sometimes be right is a little less recognized that the fact that a liberal can be. . . .

When you try to go back and watch improv on tape, it almost never feels as good as it did when a crowd was laughing at it.

And the line up for the final of the women's 400 metres hurdles includes three Russians, two East Germans, a Pole, a Swede and a Frenchman

The trouble with simple living is that, though it can be joyful, rich, and creative, it isn't simple.

And friend received with thumps upon the back.

God blesses still the generous thought,And still the fitting word He speeds,And Truth, at His requiring taught,He quickens into deeds.

Let family worship be short, savory, simple, plain, tender, heavenly.

Money spent on myself may be a millstone about my neck; money spent on others may give me wings like the angels.

I've been married three times, really I should only have been married once.

I've been a target my entire life. At this point, there's nothing anyone can say that will faze me. Bring it on!