It couldn't pull a greased stick out of a pig's bottom

Speed has never killed anyone. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what gets you.

Multi-tasking is the ability to screw everything up simultaneously.

I'm sorry, but having an Aston Martin DB9 on the drive and not driving it is a bit like having Keira Knightley in your bed and sleeping on the couch.

Change gear, change gear, check mirror, murder a prostitute, change gear, change gear, murder. That's a lot of effort in a day.

A turbo: exhaust gasses go into the turbocharger and spin it, witchcraft happens and you go faster.

Being smarter than you look is better than looking smarter than you are.

I started to realise that being impolite saves an awful lot of time and costs you nothing.

Speed focuses the mind. It cuts through the fog of drab everyday living and keeps us on our toes. Speed works. Speed saves lives. Speed is good. And we should have more of it, not less.

This car is more fun than the entire French air force crashing into a firework factory.

We all know that small cars are good for us. But so is cod liver oil. And jogging.

His dad said if you did something wrong to someone in public, you ought to admit it in public, too.

Don't Seek Happiness. If you seek it, you won't find it, because seeking is the antithesis of happiness

Success is 20% skills and 80% strategy. You might know how to read, but more importantly, what's your plan to read?

Getting you a date to prom is so hard that the hypothetical idea itself is used to cut diamonds.

Only the toad under the harrow knows where it pinches him.

Drawing is a kind of hypnotism: one looks in such a way at the model, that he comes and takes a seat on the paper.

You seem to be attracted to trouble," he said. "Yeah, she's real pretty," I replied. "Your tongue is sharper than mine ever was." I stuck out my tongue and tried to look at the tip of it.

While your guns raisin', mine is blazin'.

There are a lot of ideas I've had that I originally was quite taken with, but over time, I lost steam. They stay on my list, but between me and you, I'm probably never going to do them.

Nothing should be made by man's labour which is not worth making, or which must be made by labour degrading to the makers.