It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

The denial of truth does not harm the Truth

The queen who mended her stockings in prison must have looked every inch a queen and even more a queen than at sumptuous banquets and levees.

A person who has the power to take a life, should have the intelligence to choose not to.

Snow is like a wide sea. One could go out and be lost in it and forget the world, and oneself.

If you don't actively and decidedly choose to be the best, you automatically default to the lower 80% in your field.

I dont like quotes. You can quote me on that.

Life, that ever needs forgiveness, has, for its first duty, to forgive.

We're famous" iggy whispered so low that Fang could barely hear him. "So's Swine Flu" Fang whispered back.

I feel everyone is put here for a reason. Everyone has a calling. I always thought my real calling was to help other people.