Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?

Cutting negative people from my life does not mean I hate them, it simply means I respect me.

Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.

To all the girls that think you’re fat because you’re not a size zero, you’re the beautiful one, its society who’s ugly.

If you don't love me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best.

Don't stop when you're tired; stop when you're done.

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am pretty, but not beautiful. I have friends, but I am not the peacemaker.

I don't forgive people because I'm weak, I forgive them because I am strong enough to know people make mistakes.

Promises are worse than lies. You don't just make them believe, you also make them hope.

All a girl really wants is for one guy to prove to her that they are not all the same.

Sometimes good things fall apart so better things could fall together.

I am strong enough to forgive.

The historian is terribly responsible to what he can discern are the facts of the case, but he's nothing if he doesn't make out a case.

I'm from out of town," he said breezily. This was true. He'd never been within a hundred light-years of the place.

Being afraid you'll look like a coward is the worst reason for doing anything.

We must rely less on spreadsheets and funding formulas and more on common sense.

My function in life was to render clear what was already blindingly conspicuous.

I do what I did as a hobby as a kid, you know, and make a living at it. And I just feel like I'm one of the luckiest guys in the world 'cuz I get paid to make toys and play with them.

May I consider the wise man rich, and may I have such wealth as only the self-restrained man can bear or endure.

Tradition, thou art for suckling children, Thou art the enlivening milk for babes, But no meat for men is in thee.

I got nominated for an Academy Award(R) for writing 'Borat.'