Isn't corn like a meat or something?

What I actually want to call you is a hell of a lot more unprintable than your name

They're going to get the death penalty. They'll be strung up and made to be laughed at out in the streets and made examples of!

If it makes you cry, it goes in the show.

A lot of actors don't like to see how they've done every day.

The kingdoms of Africa and Mesopotamia, machine gunning your body with depleted uranium, this is the age of microchips and titanium, the dark side of the moon, and contact with aliens.

Herein is not only a great vanity, but a great contempt of God's good gifts, that the sweetness of man's breath, being a good gift of God, should be willfully corrupted by this stinking smoke.

Statistics are like bikinis-they show a lot but not everything.

You know, it is said that we Greeks are a fervent and warm blooded breed. Well, let me tell you something - it is true.

If I cooperate with you, and you cooperate with me, I will keep cooperating with you.

If I'm playing with Ozzy it's just a guitar thing. But with the vocals I feel like I'm studying for the SATs.