Is this the truth we knew, and then forgot?Maybe the lies are all that we've gotBut aren't they beautiful?

Love yourself, even a little bit each day, and your life will bloom into infinite joy.

Perhaps friendship doesn't divert sound judgment.

All food is comfort food. Maybe I just like to chew.

As consumers we are incredibly discerning, we sense where has been great care in the design, and when there is cynicism and greed.

Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period.

At the end of the day, the markets are my passion.

I'm a suicide. I walked right spang over the edge of life and disappeared. Splash! Bubble-bubble! There goes nothing.

Madonnas got one big choice. Take a couple of years off and become a human being.

I can tell you is all nine of the people here [on debates] would make an infinitely better commander in chief than Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton.

Press not a falling man too far; 'tis virtue: His faults lie open to the laws; let them, Not you, correct him.