Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you’re wet.

A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.

Cheryl Cole got malaria...well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything

when michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'

90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves

people say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big

life is a video game, only difference is that you don't always get three chances!

Creativity comes from looking for the unexpected and stepping outside your own experience.

The purpose of education is to keep a culture from being drowned in senseless repetitions, each of which claims to offer a new insight.

The forces of rotation caused red hot masses of stones to be torn away from the Earth and to be thrown into the ether, and this is the origin of the stars.

Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state.

Louisiana has got a very specific warmth and humidity and richness of light.

In the crowd of a million people I'll find my valentine, and then I'll climb the highest steeple and tell the world he's mine.

Surely there comes a time when counting the cost and paying the price aren't things to think about any more. All that matters is value - the ultimate value of what one does.

He found in the world without as actual what was in his world within as possible.

If you're dumb enough to make me talk I'm smart enough to speak.