In the clubs, it's all out and you can say whatever as the character. TV has standards.

As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and cry, the way musicians and actors can.

I have not heard from President Barack. I've never gotten a phone call.

I had a twin, and he didn't make it.

Im known for impressions and family stories.

I met Kanye. I'm starstruck, man, but I stayed away from that guy. I didn't want him to go on a rant, go off on me. He did it at his wedding.

But it's not the pressure of data that gives rise to the understanding. It's, on the contrary, the child's own struggle to make sense of the data

Audacity has made kings.

For me, the single word "God" suggests everything that is slippery, shady, squalid, foul, and grotesque.

Regardless of what is being discussed . . . the issue is never more important than the quality of the interaction.

I can't blame her. but wonder why she's here with me? where are the other guys? how can you be lucky? having someone the others have abandoned?

It hurt her eyes, almost, Ror City; and it didn't surprise her that Po should come from a place that shone.

I think you can look at a woman's legs while she delivers the news and still take her seriously.

Men can be divided into 2 groups: one that goes ahead and achieves something, and one that comes after and criticizes.

Advertising and art are getting all mixed up. I think some of the most exciting pieces of TV are the commercials.

Thought tends to collect in pools.