In the best of relationships you have two people who cannot think of anything that was not part of the deal.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

A person must move beyond guilt and unexamined thoughts and motives in order to discover a purpose for living vibrantly.

Being confident simply means believing that you have what it takes to do the job.

In reality, there are as many religions as there are individuals.

Hide the good you do, and make known the good done to you.

I knew I would grow up and wear a costume one day, and that's exactly what happened.

Even when sisters are different... Their likeness comes shining through!

It's very hard for Europe, the US and Russia to have much influence on the growing problems elsewhere in the world unless we have our own backyard in a more stable and cooperative atmosphere.

There is more than one kind of death? (Kat) Yes. Cowards aren’t the only ones who die a thousand deaths. Sometimes heroes do, too. (Sin)

There will be justice," said Brutha. "If there is no justice, there is nothing.

First of all, Jesus clearly tells us not to swear oaths.